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Last month, Balaji Srinivasan, whose cofounded an sold multiple companies for 100s of millions of dollars... ...And has 1,000,000 followers on X said something that ruffled a lotta feathers in the AI fan boy community: “Lorem aipusm”is placeholder text used by designers. It's scrambled Latin that looks like real text but means nothing, allowing designers to focus on their layout instead of the writing. What Balaji is saying is that AI copy might as well just be scrambled placeholder text. It’s actually garbage if you ask me… …But here things get a little more spicy… Neil Patel, who runs one of the largest marketing agencies in the world, just ran an experiment that should scare the sh*t out of every marketer using AI. Patel had his team write 744 blog articles. Half of the articles were written by AI, the other half by humans. The result? Human written content didn’t just win, it gave the AI written content a slap across the face and got 5.4x more traffic. By month 5, AI articles were pulling 52 visitors while human articles were crushing it with 283 visitors. So think about it… The best marketing and business minds are hating on AI content, funnels, and copy. And for a good reason, the proof is in the pudding. But the low life chumps are pushing AI training, courses, and agents like it’s some new gold rush. They way I see it, you’ve got 2 options: Use AI to spit out generic information that’s already on the internet, and let your customers scroll through trash they’ve seen a thousand times. Or learn how to leverage psychology, good writing, and simple funnels to not only get more sales… …But make your competitors look like lazy AI chumps. That’s why you need Simple FCKN Funnels. While everyone is on the “lorem aipsum” train, you’ll learn how to use your personality that converts customers, increase average order value, and make your customers buy from your over and over again. [Get Simple FCKN Funnels here] The doors close on Sunday 11:59 PM PST, and the next time I launch this prices will raise $100. Catch ya soon, -Parker |
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Look, here's the thing about business that nobody wants to admit... Most of us suck when it comes to sales. This year, my friend and I started a business. We build sales funnels for influencers and creators. And you know what's hilarious? We both suck at sales. That said... It will surprise you that we close 80% of the influencers we speak with (some have followings in the millions.) And no... It's not because we found a magical sales from a Tony Robbins' fire walking seminar. It's way more...
I’m about to say something that can get me in a lot of trouble. But as a man with a neck tattoo, it’s safe to say I like to live life on the edge. So here’s the deal… Despite what all the online gurus say, recurring revenue doesn’t magically appear just because you have a great idea… …The difference between success and stress-induced nightmares comes down to a simple, repeatable process to get and retain new paid subscribers. Yesterday I showed you the card on the different types of revenue...
The biggest lie about recurring revenue is that there’s just one "right way" to do it. If you think you need to build complex software or massive communities to earn recurring revenue… …Then you’re wrong! Today you’ll discover why the biggest recurring revenue wins are hiding in plain sight (and most entrepreneurs miss them). But first a quick recap: Yesterday, you heard about my paid community nightmare experience… …Where I learned the hard way that recurring revenue, while sexy, can quickly...