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I’ve been getting a ton of questions this week. So I figured I'd address all of them here in one email. Here we go: Q: I’m not a huge fan of drip courses. Can this training actually help me build funnels and sales pages for my business? Drip courses are literally the best placed to start. Instead of logging in and seeing 45 lessons with 100s of action items, then getting overwhelmed.. You get bite sized value and fast action steps for you to get big results fast. By the end, you’ll have the skills to:
But let me be clear... You need to take action and put in the work. I'll give you the tools, systems, and tactics. But it's up to you to take action and be consistent. This course isn't just sending you “emails.” You’re getting a system that walks you through building real funnels that generate customers. With swipe files, AI prompts, examples, templates and video walkthroughs. Q: Honestly, the only reason I haven’t bought yet is because of budget. $197 just isn’t doable right now. I respect that. But here’s something to keep in mind: One good funnel can pay for this training multiple times over. Most students recover the investment with their first funnel. This isn’t an expense, it’s literally an asset you’ll use for years. If you can swing it now, your future self will thank you. You can also charge great fees to build funnels for other people. The way I see it, it's a win win. >>>Click here to get Simple FCKN Funnels Q: When can I expect to see results? Some students make sales within the same week because their funnel goes live. Of course, results depend on your offer, audience, and execution. But the system is designed to teach you the simple funnel framework in 30 days… …And you’ll be able to build a funnel in 3 days after that. Q: What if I’m not “techy”? Perfect. This is built for you. You’ll learn step-by-step how to set everything up using simple tools (no coding, no Zapier nightmares, no expensive “funnel guy”). If you can send an email and copy-paste text, you can do this. Q: My focus is elsewhere. I’m just not sure this fits my interests right now. No worries I get it. If funnels aren’t aligned with where you’re heading, that’s fine. But if you’re doing anything online:
Funnels are the backbone. Mastering them now means every future project you touch can actually succeed. Start building profitable funnels today Q: Do I need a big audience for this to work? Nope. In fact, it works best if you have a small but engaged list, social following, or just a handful of past customers. Actually having a funnel in place will motivate you to grow your audience cause you'll get more sales. Q: What if I decide this isn’t right for me? You get a 30-day full refund policy. Try it, test it, and if it’s not for you...Just email me parker@parkerworth(dot)com and get your money back. Q: I didn’t buy because I find email courses disorganized. I like member’s areas. That’s why each lesson in Simple FCKN Funnels is short, clear, and comes with action steps, templates, and swipe files. It’s not “random emails.” It’s a guided journey where you learn > apply > get results. Think of it as Netflix episodes for your business, except every one leaves you closer to your business goals then wasting time. If you want to start and grow an online business funnel building is the best place to start: Q: I just get the feeling most of these things are scams. I don’t think I could ever make a buck at it. The internet is full of fake “gurus.” In fact it disgusts me... Here's the difference: I’ve built funnels for myself and for clients, charging $2,500 to $5,000 per funnel plus commission. Funnels a proven system businesses rely on every day to drive customers, grow their email list, sign qualified clients..AT SCALE. This training is me handing you the exact process I use one step at a time. Q: Is Simple FCKN Funnels right for me? If you’ve been spinning your wheels trying to grow with social posts, random offers, or bloated funnels that never convert… then yes. Simple FCKN Funnels is built for entrepreneurs, coaches, and creators who want a clear, no-BS system to turn strangers into customers without needing 47 tools and a team of nerds to run them. Q: How is this different from all the other funnel courses out there?
Simple FCKN Funnels is about building a lean, profitable funnel in 3 days...Something you can actually launch, test, and get sales from now (not 6 months from now). Doors close tonight at Midnight PST. And the next time I launch this (2026) the price will raise from $197 to $297. >>>Click here to start building profitable funnels today Catch ya soon, -Parker |
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