How to get better faster


It took me 3 months to get to 100 followers on social media.

It was ugly.

But in the next 3 months after that, I was able to hit 5,000 followers.

What changed?

Well, I figured out how to get better faster. And to do that, you need to be able to step back and figure out what's winning.

For example…

Say you want to start a business in the health and fitness niche. If I wanted to get good at this fast, I'd look at all the businesses that are winning in that niche. Which all follow the same business models:

  • High-ticket coaching
  • E-commerce supplements

That's pretty much it.

Because if you try to apply some different type of business model to this, you're going to fail. When you take a step back and study the winners, the market will tell you what it wants.

People want highly individualized 1-on-1 fitness coaching for their health.

In my case, I studied what content was going viral, bookmarked the content, and mirrored the hooks and angles into my own content.

The market already told me what type of content it wants to consume.

Instead of putting your head down and trying to blaze your own path, look at the paths others have created for you.

And that's why I'm sharing my Swipe Right Copy Collection

Over the past 5 years, I've written thousands of emails, created dozens of funnels, and written way more sales pages than I'd like to admit. And I've done this for all kinds of offers and nearly every niche you could imagine.

I've taken all of the winning headlines, subject lines, guarantees… you name it.

And templatized them for you to use for your marketing.

So you can take my winners and get better results faster.

Here's what's inside:

  • 121 Headlines and templates: My personal headline collection reformatted into fill-in-the-blank templates... including proven winners like "The Most Expensive Magazine In The World Yet Over 40,000 Businessmen Buy It Every Month, Why?" and "They Laughed When 'Skinny Joe' Pulled Out His New Easton 949 But..." (Complete with modern examples and fill-in-the-blank formats)
  • 293 Calls to Action: A massive collection of call-to-action copy that turns browsers into buyers... from soft CTAs that build curiosity to hard closes that demand immediate action (Ready-to-use CTA templates for every situation)
  • Objection Destroyers: Complete objection-reframing copy including "Why Should You Give a Sht?" and "Why is it only $97?"... plus the "Email vs Social Media" positioning that makes email the clear winner (Ready-to-use objection responses)
  • Bump Offer Copy and Templates: Your proven bump offers structured into reusable templates... including "Viral Story Swipe" and "Exclusive Ben Settle Interview" that add instant revenue to any funnel (Complete bump offer collection)
  • Sales Page SwipeFile: Complete sales page examples you can model and adapt... showing exactly how to structure long-form sales copy that converts (Full sales page templates)
  • Autoresponder SwipeFile: Email sequence templates that nurture leads into buyers... including welcome sequences, sales sequences, and re-engagement campaigns (Complete email automation templates)
  • Video Sales Letter Script: The exact script framework for creating compelling video sales letters... including hooks, transitions, and closes that keep viewers watching until they buy (VSL template with timing guides)
  • Optin Pages Collection: High-converting opt-in page copy that builds your email list... including headline formulas, benefit bullets, and CTA copy that maximizes conversion rates (Landing page template library)
  • Subject Lines Arsenal: Email subject lines that get opened, read, and clicked... from curiosity-driven opens to urgent action-takers (Subject line swipe file)
  • Copy Angles Library: Different positioning approaches for the same offer... showing how to appeal to different customer segments and psychological triggers (Multiple angle templates)
  • Lead Templates Library: Full-text lead examples turned into reusable templates... including the "If you're on this page you probably want more followers" opener and "You think having millions of followers guarantees wealth? WRONG..." hook (Ready-to-customize lead starters for any niche)
  • Fascination Bullets Arsenal: A massive collection of fascination bullets in template form... including "The sneaky way to get complete strangers to buy from you" and "The 'Jenga' storytelling trick that builds so much tension your piggy bank could explode" (Proven bullet formulas you can adapt)
  • Testimonial Template Vault: A devious way to turn even mediocre customer results into compelling social proof... using the "English degree vs. electrician" formula that makes prospects think "if it worked for them, it'll definitely work for me" (Plug-and-play testimonial templates)
  • Guarantee Copy Library: Battle-tested guarantee templates including "The Email 365 Assurance" and "The Big Bang Success Triple Protection Guarantee"... proven to remove buying resistance and increase conversions (Multiple guarantee styles for any offer type)
  • Sales Page Closes Collection: Your exact closing copy turned into reusable templates... including the "You may be thinking... I don't have cool stories" objection handler and the "$5,000 value stack" close (Word-for-word proven closes)
  • Objection Handling Scripts: Complete objection-reframing copy including "Why Should You Give a Sht?" and "Why is it only $97?"... plus the "Email vs Social Media" positioning that makes email the clear winner (Ready-to-use objection responses)
  • Bump Offer Templates: Your proven bump offers structured into reusable templates... including "Viral Story Swipe" and "Exclusive Ben Settle Interview" that add instant revenue to any funnel (Complete bump offer collection)
  • Opt-in & Landing Page Copy: Fill-in-the-blank opt-in templates based on your proven lead magnets... including "Get more sales with the embarrassingly simple template" format (Complete landing page swipe library)

Total Value: $3,147

But you can get it all for just $97 for today only

All templatized for you to fill out, or upload to your favorite LLM and have it print winning copy for you. The doors are only open for 24 hours and if you buy, I'll throw in my viral story swipe file (which helped me build a following of 70,000+) for free.

Catch ya soon,

-Parker

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